Good Morning and let the venting begin!
Who put the poo poo in the construction/remodeling process? Local city officials like those sitting down at planning and inspections, that’s who. Bureaucrats who live some times happily, most of the time unhappily under a mound of forms and are soÂ ingrained in a process or code that seems to serve no one.
I know, I know those bureaucrats are someone’s mother, daughter, niece or father. That doesn’t mean that I can’t dislike their process and sometimes along the way not like them very much. Trust me I talk to bureaucrats all day long at the “real job”, I have lots of pent up disdain and for totally justified reasons.
OK so I live in an area that is referred to as the Sandhills in North Carolina, adjacent to golf mecca (Pinehurst), its a collection of small towns.Â Although the downturn in the housing market has slowed things down here and selling prices are down and it is veryÂ much a buyer’s market, we haven’t suffered as much as other areas of the country.Â The point is thatÂ the housing market isn’t booming here, meaning these compliance officers like planning staff and inspectors aren’t that busy.
In applying for a permit for the Indiana project, we first filled out an application. Then we had to submit drawings of the major renovations and the fixtures because they need to figure out how much to charge us for the permit.
The planning person calls me and says:
Planning: “we need to see a drawing of the structure on the lot so we know how the house is positioned on the property.”
Sarah: “don’t you have access to the GIS property lookup on the county government’s website, its pretty fancy now they just updated it. There are layers to use,Â you can see the topography and everything”
Planning: “oh those satellite pictures aren’t accurate, we can’t be sure that those measurements are accurate”
Sarah: “so you want me to go out and physically pull a measuring tape across the lot lines?”
Sarah’s dream question: “What the hell do you folks get paid for and why do I see county employees out surveying?”
So I drew it. Went to turn it in to inspections, planning person says no not yet, you have to go see the Erosion Compliance office because you’re building a deck and a front porch. So we play along. We submit our erosion compliance form, the secretary says theÂ inspector won’t be back until Wednesday and he won’t be able to get back to you until Friday (my thoughts–because he’s so busy and all). But we say thank you and hand over our form.
The erosion compliance inspector calls today and says we have to install silt fencing along the front and the back of the property! Why because we’re gonna dig some holes for porch footings, we could potentially flood the river with mud that is miles away or we’re going to erode the land away. Yeah…not so much.
So I guess we’re just going to ask the Erosion Compliance person if he happened to even get up from his desk and go out there and look at the property or did he just say oh lets make them intall silt fencing.
This is what sucks about renovating.Thanks for playing,
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Sarah- you and my mom should talk… She deals w those people everyday and i’ve heard very similar complaints from her…. I’ve seen her close to tears at times over that stuff :) keep on! Looking forward to seeing the end result.
Kylie-I’m sure your mother has to deal with that crap a lot more than I do.