I totally forgot to care about Halloween this year. Instead of decorating my house with ghouls and goblins (which I would never do anyway), I’ve just cleaned the F out of it to get it rented!! Success. It only took three days from the time the Craigslist ad went up. Oh, but the reason why I’m posting….
is to talk shit about Martha Stewart and how much it pisses me off that I don’t think of these things when I click through her website and see these cute and creative decor ideas for this heinous holiday. Maybe I’ll celebrate this Halloween (between packing up boxes) by carving a grey pumpkin.
Martha does that exact same thing to me, too.
Happy Halloween!
Hope to see you soon :-)
Dear feather pumpkin,
I love you, thats all.
Seriously? Who in the hell has time to do this kind of stuff? I mean don’t get me wrong- its cute but, I just barely had time today to spend $20 at walmart buying candy (side note: when did candy get so freaking expensive?) :-)
Another reason why we curse Martha.