Martha! You crafty B.

I totally forgot to care about Halloween this year. Instead of decorating my house with ghouls and goblins (which I would never do anyway), I’ve just cleaned the F out of it to get it rented!! Success. It only took three days from the time the Craigslist ad went up. Oh, but the reason why I’m posting….

is to talk shit about Martha Stewart and how much it pisses me off that I don’t think of these things when I click through her website and see these cute and creative decor ideas for this heinous holiday. Maybe I’ll celebrate this Halloween (between packing up boxes) by carving a grey pumpkin.

The Estate of Things chooses Martha Stewart

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