I caught the 2am showing of this episode last night. The white room challenge should be way more fun. Michael Champion channeled his own inner Kelly Wearstler and appeared with a totally RAD hairstyle at judging… I hope you saw it.
Otherwise, here’s what stuck….
Departed Jen: Sad I won’t get to gasp and gawk in awe of your expert choices anymore. / BARF
Dearest Dearest Dan: You went a little fruity with your apple design. The judges went bananas over it. Congrats. You’re probably gonna win.
Nathan:Â Your Orange/Capiz chandelier was impressive.
Torrie: homegirl from Florida or Texas or SAFETYVILLE where ever she’s from, she really hit the ball out of the park with the judgement. I never in a million years would’ve expected that she would work outside of a traditional mcmansion cookie cutter contemporary style. And then this weird shit happened.
Antonio: STINKY FAIL
Everyone else: eh…….
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Could I hate all of these any more than I do?
not exactly styled in the vein of modcount
Did he make that orange chandelier?
he did.. out of orange slices.
i failed to mention that the challenge was that you had to decorate from the grocery store….
If anyone ever decides to hire precious little (BARF) Tashica to design a room, please also hire a painter.