Design Star Episode Two


The Estate of Things chooses Dan Vickery

Dear Dan,
This week’s show was really B-O-R-I-N-G!! However, I think I might have a crush on you. I admit I even read your bio when looking for pictures of the unsatisfying Kitchen Remodels.

Dear Amy,
Suck it up Gleeb Glob….

Dear WhateveryournameisPinkGoose,
I’m gonna need to see some more before I’m convinced your poop’s all rosy like you seem to think.

Blowing it left and right.

You should be kicked off ASAP. I might not be so inclined to think so if I didn’t keep hearing the term color EXPERT attached to your segues. Keep your hands off the paint chip wheel.

I think that’s all I feel inclined to say about the show. Here’s why.

Thanks for playing,


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